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Rubber Band Launcher

$44.95 AUD

Postage Australia Wide: $0.00 AUD


  • For when maturity sucks balls
  • Launch rubber bands up to 7.5 meters
  • Comes with targets
  • Great when drunk
  • Sandra is a bitch

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Product Description

Flicking rubber bands is simply hard coded into our DNA, you do it, you love it, you get into trouble because you accidently hit Sandra in the back of the neck, then she dobs on you and then you’re picking empty up chip packets and prima boxes with tongs on the school oval for the next 6 recesses, because Sandra is a fucking narc.

Now that we’re grown up, Sandra has four badly behaved kids, a failing marriage and a drinking problem, suck it Sandra! But the love of flicking rubber bands hasn’t changed. We all know the feeling. It’s awesome.

Now you can gift someone that awesome feeling with a launcher that flicks rubber bands and avoids the whole backfire into the eyeball thing. The launcher will help hone hand/eye coordination, flex the brain muscles and enhance those motor skills. The pack comes with little alien targets to practice those shooting skills while they imagine them as the back of Sandra’s neck.

This is a great drinking game for when they really want to test those accuracy skills and when taking eyes out with rubber bands seems less like a hazard and more like a challenge.

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5 - 10 days Delivery from dispatch.

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