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Being funny is tough. People are either naturally funny, they’ve refined the craft, they think they’re funny but they’re not, or they just accept they’re not funny. Unfortunately the majority of u…
In Home Stand-up Comedy Set - Melbourne, VIC
Gift that lucky somebody a 3 month Knickerscription and keep their booty lookin' damn bootyful! If you know someone who loves a good set of knickers or perhaps they're getting a bit too comfortable rocking the Bridget J…
3 Month Knicker Subscription
Put that Wonka creep to shame and gift someone the peak of chocolate innovation and deliciousness! Let your loved-one create their own super tasty chocolate treat and make their inner chocoholic’s wildest dreams c…
Create Your Own Chocolate Block
NOTE: The Paint by Numbers range changes all the time and the images shown above may not depict what is currently available...Rest assured the range is always big (40 +) and awesome. Let someone paint a god …
Paint by Numbers kit
Capture the night sky and cram it all into a stunning print. This constellation stars print is an actual print of the night sky on whichever date and location, both past and future, selected by the gift recipient. The e…
Personalised Constellation Star map Poster
Make someone's head look heaps better with a handmade and customisable Floppy Sun Hat! Send your loved one this killer gift and they'll be able to select the hat and sequin colour and customise the sequin text. They cou…
Handmade Floppy Sun Hat - Custom Text, Colour, Sequins
We all remember those ads with the genie and never-ending packet of Tim Tams, right? When was that, like the 90s? Well if you don't remember them, we're sure your mum does and we're sure she's probably wished she had a n…
Crate of Tim Tams (and Tea)
Know someone who loves themselves and their footy team so much that it wouldn’t be strange at all if they got a mini version themselves in their club colours? Yep, got em in mind? Well! Gift them a mini footy figu…
Personalised Footy Figurine (Standard Pose Design)
This awesome and uniquely Melbourne gift will give your loved one the ability to get a message painted in Hosier Lane by a professional street artist. They’ll get up to 25 characters of text for their mural. For e…
Custom Street Art In Hosier Lane Melbourne
Absinthe is one of humankind’s most iconic drinks. It’s mysterious, sophisticated and has inspired some of history’s greatest minds… and benders of course. And we’re not talking about that …
Absinthe ritual for 2 - Melbourne, Fitzroy
Portraits are a wonderful way to capture someone or something in all it’s, err, portraity glory. That is, as long as you’ve got yourself a talented artist that’s up to the task. And yes, we do have such…
Custom Portrait Drawing
What's the only thing better than having white teeth? Whiter teeth! And unlimited chicken nuggets. We can't help with the chicken nuggets, but if you know someone that would love a gleaming set of chompers, why not give …
In-Chair Teeth Whitening, Melbourne
Admit it, for most of us the majority of our waking life is boring as hell. We've done the maths. It's like 95% of the time, and the 5% that isn't boring is usually the time we spend thinking about how good bed is going …
VIRI VR Virtual Reality Experience for 2 - Melbourne
Help that special someone harness their humour with the wonders of the interwebs! They'll learn how to brainstorm, write, polish, and perform - all from their PC or mobile phone, with the School of Hard Knock …
Online Stand-up Comedy Course
Know a special someone who loves a good fart? Maybe a bit too much? Well, now you can give them all the confidence they need to fart in public without having to blame it on a nearby dog or homeless person. Unless they li…
Flatulence Filtering Underwear - Mens Hipsters
Put someone to sleep (legally) by gifting them some Go the F**K to Sleep Tea! We're all bound to have some days when our brains simply don’t want to shutdown, thinking and obsessing over stupid things like, y…
Go the F**K to Sleep Tea
Know someone who will never ever say their teeth are white enough? Would they love to have a white gleaming set of chompers? Then gift them the only Home Teeth Whitening kit made by Dentists that actually works. These d…
Home Teeth Whitening Kit
Most of the time when someone owns a dog, the dog is way cooler than they are. If you know someone who constantly lives in the shadow of their dog's awesomeness, give them a chance to at least try to be half as cool as t…
Matching Cap, Collar & Bandana [Gypsy Collection]
Matching Cap & Collar [Gypsy Collection]
Matching Cap & Collar [SOHO Collection]
Growing a baby is mighty hard work. Your body does weird things, hormones go wayward, obscure food cravings strike at any time, and so much more – all thanks to that little uterus squatter who's made themselves ver…
Lovely Baby Bump Pregnancy Box
Show how much you love someone or not and send them a bag of dicks to eat. Keep their jaws busy with a gob full of dick and a face full of smile. With a 150g pack there’s plenty of dick go around. So thoughtful.…
Bag of Dicks
Show how much you love someone or not and send them a whole big ol Box of Dicks to eat. Keep their jaws busy with a gob full of dick and a face full of smile. With a 750g box of dicks there’s plenty of dick …
Box of Dicks
Melbourne is a truly beautiful place. We're a melting pot of arts, culture and discarded oBikes on pretty much every street corner. And of course, we've got some pretty iconic landmarks and destinations. Like the nightma…
Melbourne Iconic Wall Art Print
***Petal Post delivers within Sydney only*** Flowers. The universal symbols of 'you're awesome', 'I'm sorry', 'I love you' and 'I want to do that thangy thang with you'. A nice bunch of flowers will essentially cover yo…
One Month of Flowers subscription (1 delivery every...
A Three Month Flower Subscription (1 delivery every...
Know someone who loves a damn good pair of socks? Or perhaps they need to upgrade their boring-ass sock drawer, or they really really like hand puppets, or they've got a stylish foot fetish...? Well, give them the gift o…
3 Month Sock Subscription
Now, what’s cooler than being cool? I can't hear ya! I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? Well we’ll tell you OutKast… a goddamn bar made of ICE, that’s what! Get someone a very 'cool' g…
IceBar Melbourne - Family Pack
Candles are great... who doesn’t like little tubes that make fire smell awesome? Get that special someone some awesome-smelling fiery-goodness and gift them a Candle Lovers 3 Month Subscription! This gorgeous coll…
Candle Lovers 3 Month Subscription
Our style says a lot about who we are. Some people are very aware of this and will present themselves in a manner that reflects the best of their personality, and generally they’ll look god damn fabulous doing it. …
Shop with a Professional Stylist - Melbourne/Sydney
A gift for those who love to solve a good ol mystery and escape from things by using their intellect and of course teamwork (YAY!). All the buzz you've been hearing about escape rooms is justified, this is an awesome exp…
Escape Room Melbourne - 4 Players
If you know someone loves cycling as much as Lance Armstrong loves "winning" or they’re simply too lazy to take their bike somewhere for service, then get them a gift that will rock their knicks! This gift wi…
General Mobile Bike Service - The Rapid Wrench
Know a sneakerhead who loves their kicks more than Yeezy loves Yeezy in a pair of Yeezys? Well then, gift them a custom set of lace locks that'll up their sneaker game big-time. Each set is made to order and engraved in…
Custom Lace Locks/Personalised Tags
Custom Double Portrait Drawing
6 month sock subscription
Know someone who wants to add a personal touch to their fashion game? Why not get them a set of custom engraved wooden cuff links. These stylish cuffs are handmade and are laser etched on Tasmanian Blackwood. They…
Custom Engraved Wooden Cufflinks
Know someone who wants SERIOUS RESULTS? SERIOUSLY FAST? Gift them a 1 month (12 session) Bootcamp training package that will guarantee results. No BS! Don't let them waste any more time or money on health club mem…
World Leading Bootcamp Training (12 x Sessions over...
Remember slot cars? Of course you do. Those little speedy bastards are what made your childhood awesome, and the track pieces were also great for hitting siblings with. If you know someone who would love to relive the sl…
Slot Car Racing Experience - Melbourne, Hawthorn
Let someone make a statement at their front door with a Personalised Door Mat! Because everyone's got a door and there should be a mat in front of that door. From a the classic "Hi, I'm Mat", to the friendly "GTFO", to …
Personalised Door Mat
Know someone who dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian? Are their dad/poop jokes not cutting it anymore? Or perhaps they just need to get a sense of humour altogether? Well, this is the ultimate gift for them! They'll …
5 Evenings Stand-up Comedy Course
Ooh, Hemingway's Lemonade. Ye Ole Moonshine. Good ol' Stump Juice. Wildcat. Pinetop. Mountain Dew. Or whatever else you may call it. WHISKY! The cure to life's problems. You know what they say, drinking may not be the an…
WhiskyBox Explorer Edition
Know someone who could do with a bit of calming the F**K Down? Well get them some delicious tea that'll do just that. Like the title says, Calm the F**K Down is a soothing tea blend created for those days when shit just…
Calm the F**K Down Tea
Know someone who simply won't shut that damn hole in their face? Or perhaps someone who's found themselves in the unfortunate company of a negative Nancy or Ned? Chatterbox Cathy won’t shut up? Well, a nice cup of …
Shut the F**K Up Tea
Weddings are stressful times. So why not take some pressure out of the situation and be prepared for anything. The groom needs to rely on his friends, now his friends can rely on this killer kit. The perfect pre-wedding …
Groomsman Survival Kit
Why stop at 1 or 10 packets? Get them a goddamn 40 pack of that goodness. Because if someone loves something, why not get them shitloads of it. This amazing gift is for that someone who doesn't really have self respect …
Box of Mi Goreng - (40 pack)
Arguably the three best Hip Hop artists of today’s era, we have Kendrick, Drake and J Cole all packed together to produce the ultimate collab - making cars smell damn good! Illustrator nikmilr has turned these ico…
Kings of Hip Hop (Nu Skool) - Car Air Fresheners
The name is Italian and means beautiful woman, and that is what all women are, beautiful. From the beach to the bar and beyond, this gift has everything, except spaghetti, sorry. Gift that special someone this kill…
Belladonna Surf Box by Staple Season
Maintaing a board is a lot like maintaining a car, as well as cleaning out the french fries from between the seats, it needs to be done in order for it to perform its best. Help someone maintain, strip and re-grip their …
Love Your Board Surf Box by Staple Season
Gift that special surfer in your a surf box so awesome that would make Jonny Utah and Papas suspicious of them. This killer Fix Up Look Sharp Box by Staple Season contains 2 blocks of Stomp wax, 1 Rip Curl leggie, 1 Mod…
Fix Up Look Sharp Surf Box by Staple Season
Give that special someone in your life a gift that will never ever disappoint, booze! A 3-month booze subscription to be exact. The Random Scamperer is White Possum's signature trial subscription, where the recipient wi…
Random Scamperer (3 month spirits subscription)
Know someone who loves alcohol? Of course you do. Give that special someone a gift that will never disappoint with a 3 month liqueur subscription! That means each month for 3 glorious months the lucky recipient will get …
Liqueur Lover (3 month subscription)
Send that special someone on a true gin adventure with a 3 Month Gin Guzzler Subscription. And we're talking about the amazing, delicious kind of gin adventure, not the whole mid eighteenth century mother ruining, econom…
Gin Guzzler (3 month subscription)
Despite the crushing burden of adult responsibilities and sadly having to wear pants on most days, one of the best things about being a grown-up person is that we can kick back and enjoy a drink within the comfort of our…
Personalised "Deistillery Design" Spirit Glass Set...
Make someone's home and life infinitely better by gifting them a customised Oak Barrel! Because nothing says "I take my drinking and decor seriously" better than a custom mini barrel, which then proceeds to say "I own a …
Personalised ‘Aged to Perfection’ 2L Oak Barrel
Despite the crushing burden of adult responsibilities and sadly having to wear pants on most days, at least wine exists. Wine will always be there for us. And we’ve got the perfect gift for that special someone who…
Personalised "Aged to perfection Design" Wine Glasses...
Personalised "Distillery Design" Decanter Gift Set...
Being Zen is great, but being Zen as fuck is much better. If you know someone who lives by (or should start living by) this motto, then this brazen bangle is for them This is the perfect gift for that special someone in…
Zen AS F%$K - Roar Bangle
Help that special someone aggressively illustrate their lack of regard for yesterday and/or tomorrow with this killer Bangle! Seize the fucking day! Perfect for the women who are building their own dreams, waking up eve…
Carpe the F%$king Diem - Roar Bangle
If you know someone who loves their food to the point of voilence, then what better way kindly let people around them know than with a bangle that's not afraid to get to the point. Which is essentially "screw your Organi…
F%$K Skinny, Feed Me - Roar Bangle
Gift that special someone an all-round feel god-damn amazing package! This package includes a 60 minute flotation therapy session, a hyperbaric oxygen therapy session, and a 30 minute sauna session at The Orchard Prahran…
Floatation, Oxygen & Sauna Session - Melbourne
Know someone who loves a good pair of kicks but they just can't seem to keep them clean? Are they sick of always having to google "how to remove party pie stains from shoes"? Or, you know, perhaps they just want to keep …
Liquiproof Life Essentials Pack - Sneaker Cleaner/Protector
This personal voucher entitles the recipient to a lovely picnic date. Which presumably you’ll be attending and providing the picnic. Treat them nice. Get one of those basket things and blankets and bring some wine…
Good for One Picnic Date - Priceless
Gift that lucky somebody a 6 month Knickerscription and keep their booty lookin' damn bootyful! If you know someone who loves a good set of knickers or perhaps they're getting a bit too comfortable rocking the…
6 Month Knicker Subscription
Be the bigger person and let a special someone win an argument with this personal voucher. Whether you’re currently in the middle of an argument or know you will be in one at any moment, the recipient of this vouc…
You Win This Argument - Priceless
Oh manly man! Someone's in for a treat! Hot wax pouring, sensual wick dipping, naked dudes, setting things on fire… all the essential ingredients to having the best candle making experience you can think of. Gift…
Candle Making with a Twist for 8 people - Melbourne
How good are tins? They’re just the best. Really, the best. Tins mate. Yes. Did I have a few before writing this? Tins. Gift someone the Fresh Craft Beer Box and we’ll deliver 10 x 330ml top quality cra…
Hops to Home - Fresh Craft Beer Box 3 Month Subscription
The end of the Cretaceous period, a global mass extinction, the last time you got lucky in the bedroom… What do these 3 things have in common? They all happened approximately 65 million years ago. You know what e…
Dinosaur Tooth Fossil - Authentic
Let’s get this out of the way for all of you non-believers. Yes, there is a heaven. It exists. People have discovered it and put it into a tub. Now you can send a tub of heaven to someone as a gift. For those who …
Giant Tub of Nutella - 3KG
Gift someone a bunch of bugs. To eat. As the world becomes over populated, meat industries destroy the ozone layer and the apocalypse draws near, bugs are looking to be a more and more viable food source. And you know w…
Bug the One you Love - Edible Insect Gift Pack
Give that special someone the gift of delicious smelling fire! A subtle twist on an old classic, this large candle is packed to the wick with caramelly-smelly goodness. Enriched with sweet and salty buttery caramel, th…
Large Vanilla Caramel Candle (By Bare Bros Co)
Give that special someone the gift of awesome smelling fire! Tell them to close their eyes and prepare to be slapped in the face with the ultimate refreshment of fresh coconuts and perfectly ripened limes. Like George …
Large Coconut Lime Candle (By Bare Bros Co)
Just when you thought coffee couldn't get any better, you can now rub it all over your body to awesome effect. Gift someone this magical Bare Bros Co Coffee Scrub and they'll be able to pick between two scent-sational f…
Bare Bros Co Coffee Scrub
Making cars smell awesome just got as crazy as Yeezy. If you know someone who loves Yeezy as much as Yeezy loves Yeezy, then why not get that special someone a gift that Yeezy himself would be way too proud of. That&rsq…
YEEZY COMBO (Car Air fresheners)
Why stop at 1 or 10 packets? Get them a goddamn pallets worth of that goodness*. Because if someone loves something, why not get them shitloads of it. This amazing gift is for that someone who doesn't really have self r…
Pallet of Mi Goreng Noodles
Know a special someone who's got one of those joyous little poop machines that cost a lot of money? Well, why don't you get them an awesome gift that will delight both mum and munchkin! Included in the Munchkin Box …
Munchkin Box
Growing a baby is mighty hard work. Your body changes, hormones go wayward, obscure food cravings strike at any time, and so much more – all thanks to that little uterus squatter who's made themselves very comfy ta…
Lovely Baby Bump Pregnancy Box - (3 month subscription)
Let someone capture their favourite song in a stunning visual soundwave form. Because everyone should be able to see what their favourite song looks like… a gibberish long line that gets thin and fat at different …
Custom Sound Wave Print
A Six Month Flower Subscription (1 delivery every month)
The perfect gift for that snooty arty friend of yours. With this amazing gift they'll be able to get a custom piece of art made for their home, office, sex dungeon, or wherever. Which they can then boast about how trendy…
Custom Oil Painting
Escape Room Melbourne - 2 Players
IceBar Melbourne - Premium Entry
Escape Room Sydney - 4 Players
Online Personal Styling Consultation - Australia wide
That ol mop on top of our dome says a lot about us, things like "I've got my shit together", or "I look god damn fabulous", or "I'm not sure how that got there, I haven't eaten doritos in like 6 months". Preferably it's …
Hair Update
Make someone's skin shimmer like a gaddamn beacon of hope with the magic from this beauty pack. Antioxidants are jammed with a world of wonders for the skin, along with the ever popular Skin Magic Tea, finished off with …
Your Tea Skin-Tastic
Unless you're a hard working exotic dancer or write product descriptions for websites, you probably wear clothes on most days. And apparently those rags we hang from our person are pretty important in the whole ‘be…
Wardrobe Refresh
Escape Room Sydney - 2 Players
Tell a special someone to put their stupid wallet back in their stupid pants and treat them to an evening or event’s worth of drinks. Careful who you gift this to, some people will do the kind thing and see this a…
Drinks on Me - Priceless
The recipient of this personal voucher is entitled to one quicky from you. Quick and efficient. Getting the job done. That’s what we’re all about. Do it quickly in the kitchen while preparing a meal for gues…
Good for One Quicky - Priceless
Do you know someone who loves golf, needs to get better at golf, or just wants to get away from their significant other? Then gift them a GenYgolf Membership and they'll be hitting the golf course even more in a fun and …
GenYgolf Membership
Depriving ourselves of our senses is so hot right now. And one of the best and most relaxing ways to do it without alcohol is with a floatation tank! Gift that special someone some total relaxation with a 90-Minute Sess…
Floatation & Sauna - Melbourne
Irrational fears seem to be something that vast amounts of people have. And when that stupid brain of ours gets bored it can tell us to be needlessly afraid of something so much that it affects our quality of life. Wheth…
Overcome Phobias - Hypnotherapy (VIC/Skype)
Treat a special someone to dinner with this personal voucher. A dinner which you’ll pay for and also actually attend. They just show up with the company and hopefully pants. You can let them choose where they woul…
Dinner's On Me - Priceless
Know someone who’s messed up? Perhaps they missed a deadline at work? Didn’t turn their phone on mute when they went to the toilet during a conference call? Stayed out a bit too late on the town and now their…
I'll Take the Blame - Priceless
Compliments make the world a better place. They make people feel good and put smiles faces. Like a basket of puppies. So, brighten up a special someone’s day and gift them this personal voucher for 10 compliments p…
10 Compliments in a Day - Priceless
Ah cupcakes. How we love those little diabetes-charged blobs of delight. You know that feeling you get when you bite into a freshly baked cupcake? Life’s worries simply melt away as you’re whisked off on a wh…
Bake Someone Cupcakes - Priceless
The only kind of rings that are important in life... rings of doughy icy deliciousness. Seriously, everybody has gone donut crazy in this country lately and we don’t blame them. Donuts were sent from heaven by a c…
Donuts On Me - Priceless
Whether it's for a special birthday treat, anniversary romp, saucy valentine or family funeral. Letting someone pick your outfit can really spice things up in the romance department. Gift someone this personal voucher a…
You Pick My Outfit - Priceless
Let that very special someone live out their fantasy with a night of role playing! Gift someone this personal voucher and at a mutually agreed upon time and date, you'll play out a sexy scenario with each other. Maybe t…
Role Play Night - Priceless
How good are tins? They’re just the best. Really, the best. Tins mate. Yes. Did I have a few before writing this? Tins. Gift someone the Fresh Craft Beer Box and Hops to Home will deliver 10 x 330ml top quali…
Hops to Home - Fresh Craft Beer Box
The card game that has taken the world by offensive storm. Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkw…
Cards Against Humanity - Australian Edition
Help someone keep that five o'clock shadow at bay and their face/chin as smooth as eggs by gifting them a Smooth Operator - Shave Kit! This kit will help that fluff prone lad (or lady) stay smooth in all situa…
Smooth Operator - Shave Kit
Improve someone's wall/house/life with the wonders of awesome art! Because nothing says I'm better than you than having a killer piece of art hanging on your wall. This collection, created by Melbourne designer Milana W…
Around The World Iconic Wall Art Print
12 month sock subscription
Well, we’ve all been there, the ass-end of a big night out with a few too many tequilas and gutter burritos to top it off. If you know someone who's story ends like this on the regular, re-hydrate their sorry souls…
Your Tea Hair of the Dog
Just when you thought this old school terminology would have died with the terrible Owen Wilson movie of the same name, here it is, in personal voucher form! Let that little puppy off the leash and let them enjoy a nigh…
Hall Pass - Priceless
Escape Room Gold Coast - 2 Players
Give that special someone a well deserved day off from whatever it is they need a day off from - because if you have to give them a voucher for it, they most likely need a day off. Let them pick a day, kick back and do …
Day Off - Priceless
Doghouses: smelly, cold, lonely places that no-one wants to find themselves in. If you’ve put someone in the doghouse (we’re not talking about your stinky dog here, we’re talking about stinky humans), n…
Get out of the Doghouse - Priceless
Imagine a long lazy lie in. No disruptions, no screaming kids to watch out for, no early morning stupid dog walking, no up at dawn to kill yourself in a PT session. Just blissful silence and endless hours of nothing-ness…
Permission to Sleep In - Priceless
Treat that special someone to lunch with this personal voucher. It's not quite as fancy as dinner and not as pompous brunch, but still a solid meal nonetheless. This personal voucher will entitle the recipient to lunch,…
Lunch Is On Me - Priceless
Gift someone something truly special with this personal voucher. Because if doing the dishes wasn't already sexy enough doing them naked for someone should really spice things up to a whole other level. The recipient ca…
I'll Do The Dishes NAKED - Priceless
Give that special someone something truly special! This golden ticket/personal voucher will give the lucky recipient 10 days free from nagging (from you). Let them pick the day/s they desire and ZIP! No nagging fo…
No Nagging For A Day (10 Pack) - Priceless
We all have those events, you know the ones we're talking about. The ones where you're just kind of there to be there because you have to. Making boring small talk, smiling, interacting with people... ew. Usually, a savi…
I'll Go Solo To The Next Boring Event - Priceless
Gift someone a life changing experience by letting them become the proud parent of a pretty butterfly. They'll watch the butterfly emerge, grow and develop, and then with a rewarding smile on their face and a tear in th…
Butterfly Chrysalis Kit
Make someone look/feel more important than they really are with a Superstar Paparazzi Experience! These talented performers will capture the spirit of bloodsucking paparazzi invading your personal life, the perfect …
Superstar Paparazzi Experience
Forget about those bitchy little Weber BBQs or those poxy ones with wheels. Get someone a gift that’s truly Australian and plain old epic, and that’s a f*cken Brick BBQ. Cook snags, chops, burgers or a whole …
Brick BBQ
Remember wedding cake toppers? Don’t worry, we don’t either. But apparently they’re little versions of the happy bride and groom that are immortalised on one of the most joyous days of their marriage - …
Personalised Wedding Figurine (Standard Pose Design)
Stress sucks big time. It can contribute heart disease, mental illness, obesity, blindness, deathness and plain old jerkiness. The trick to managing stress is being able to manage the situation, but unfortunately for som…
Stress Free Living - Hypnotherapy (VIC/Skype)
The sneaker scene is booming, and if you're not up with the program let's just say gone are the days when you could wear a pair of Converse Chucks and be fashionable. This is an all out revolution, a god damn footwear re…
LaceSpace $50 Voucher
Nail biting is a nervous tick that can have severe and equally disgusting consequences if left unaddressed. It can cause permanent damage to cuticles, harm teeth, and can also transfer all kinds of nasty things and bacte…
Stop Nail Biting - Hypnotherapy (VIC/Skype)
Sometimes that 1 small favour can be no effort at all, sometimes it can be hellish. But roll the dice, give this personal voucher to someone you like/owe/feel obliged to, and see what fate has in store for you. They&rsqu…
1 Small Favour - Priceless
Let’s be honest, meetings suck big hairy ones. Think about how many hours of our lives are spent in meaningless meetings that we really should’ve declined saying “I’m not coming because I’m …
I’ll go to that bullshit meeting for you - Priceless
Gift a someone this very specific personal voucher and re-enact the Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore pottery scene from the timeless classic 'Ghost' with them. Because romance is a strange thing sometimes and everyone…
I'll Re-enact the Ghost Scene With You - Priceless
Throw someone a bone and let them steal/take credit for one of your brilliant ideas. Because some people simply suck at coming up with original ideas. By gifting someone this personal voucher, you’ll give them per…
You Can Steal One of My Ideas - Priceless
If you need to give this personal voucher to someone as a 'gift', then you're doing very well in life. I'm jealous, would you like to trade lives with me? Give that special someone a break from those pesky stupid things…
I'll Do The Dishes - Priceless
Know a special lady who loves a good fart? Well, now you can give them all the confidence they need to fart in public without clearing a boardroom or making nearby people vomit a little in their mouths. Get that farty bu…
Flatulence Filtering Underwear - Ladies Briefs
Send someone this personal voucher and let them take a break from the kids as you babysit for them. Does not necessarily have to be kids - can be pets or other things that may need help cleaning up their poop.…
I'll Babysit the Kids - Priceless
For that sick sicko in your life. You’re sick for giving this gift too. You two sickos deserve each other!…
Pop My Pimples - Priceless
Got a special someone in your life that loves video games? Do they love video games so much that if you left them unsupervised for 3 days you’d come back to a sleepless near corpse that’s running only on dori…
Permission to play video games all night - Priceless
There are plenty of jobs around the workplace that just suck the life out of your soul. You already had to wake up and most likely put pants on for the day, isn't that enough!? Unfortunately it's not. These pesky jobs li…
Next Task No One Wants To Do Is On Me - Priceless
Ah caffeine, the life force upon which our society operates, it’s what keeps the corporate cogs turning and what empowers people to become better versions of themselves, buzzing jittery productive better versions&h…
First Press Big Boy Coffee (Melbourne Only)
Gift someone a tub of crickets. To eat. Little, crunchy, buggy, tasty, 6 or so legged, disgusting looking, chilli and garlic flavoured crickets. If you know someone who could do with a gob full of crickets, then this is…
Chilli & Garlic Crickets
Got a friend who’s sick of having to hand out business cards to strangers in person? Well! Gift them a mini version of themselves to do the job for them. This mini figurine card holder takes no shit, and will be g…
Personalised Business card holder (Standard Pose Design)
Candles are great... who doesn’t like little tubes that make fire smell awesome? Get that special someone some awesome-smelling fiery-goodness and gift them a Candle Lovers 6 Month Subscription! This gorgeous coll…
Candle Lovers 6 Month Subscription
She’s back, she never died, she stayed young and now she’s trouncing around Melbourne singing happy birthday to lucky folk at their birthday parties. Gift this Marilyn Singagram to someone so they can elevat…
Marilyn Singagram
Jewellery, little jangly/pretty/sparkly things that we attach to our bodies to make us look awesome. What’s even better is when you can customize those jangly/pretty/sparkly things that we attach to our bodies to m…
Custom Designed Necklace
This personal voucher is good for one house clean. Gift this voucher to that special someone and give them a break while you half-assedly clean the house. Because if you have to give this as a voucher, you obviously don…
I’ll Clean the House - Priceless
Ah gardening. Many people love doing it, many people would love to do it but haven’t gotten round to it, many people think it’s stupid – each to their own. This gift is for those who would love to do it…
Vegetable Patch
This coupon entitles the receiver to one day of slave labour from you. They can go crazy, get creative, but hopefully not too creepy, unless you’re into that. If they’ve got stuff to do around the house, you…
One Day of Slave Labour - Priceless
The receiver of this personal voucher is entitled to a free lift from you. Pick them up from wherever and in whatever state; whether sober, drunk, naked, drunk and naked, it’s all good. You can choose to wea…
Free Lift - Priceless
IceBar Melbourne - Standard Entry
Know someone who loves the their pet more than they love their friends or family? Well then we've got the perfect gift for them! Gift them a Custom Pet Art Piece and they'll get their pet immortalised in a unique portrai…
Custom Pet Art Piece
Really, who doesn’t want to feel good naked? If you know someone who could do with gettin a bit naked you should gift them a Your Tea Feel Good Naked pack. A 14 Day Tiny Teatox should be enough to have them frolick…
Your Tea Feel Good Naked
Plant a tree in someone’s honour… supposedly. You don’t actually have to plant the tree, but you should, because this personal voucher says you did, so plant the stupid tree… or not, we’re…
A Tree Has Been Planted In Your Honour - Priceless
The receiver of this personal voucher is entitled to borrow your car for one day or for an otherwise specified period of time. The possibilities are limitless. They can drive across the country, do burnouts in a Bunning…
Borrow My Car - Priceless
Doing the washing sucks. You know it, we know it, your mum knows it. That’s why sometimes the best gifts in life are simple, like doing this horrendous task for someone for an entire week. So, let that special some…
I'll do the Washing for a Week - Priceless
Escape Room Gold Coast - 4 Players
Candles are great, really, who doesn’t like little tubes that make fire smell awesome? Well then, get that special someone some awesome-smelling fiery-goodness and gift them a Candle Lovers Start Kit! This gorgeou…
Candle Lovers Start Kit
Give someone so many Skittles they'll shit a rainbow.…
Huge Box of Skittles - 11.4kg
For that person who really hates doing laundry and keeps losing fights to their dirty clothes basket. Gift them a Punch Laundry Bag so they can take out all their frustration in style.…
Punch Laundry Bag
Give Elon Musk a solar powered stiffy by saving the earth a little and gifting someone a super efficient Sun Jar! Store up sunshine during the day and let the jar shine at night. It looks just like a traditional mason j…
Sun Jar Solar Lamp
When quirky, sleek, delicious and practical come together they create - a god damn burger bean bag! Elevate anyone's home decor by gifting them this stunning piece. Sit on it, put your feet on it, err sit on it... the p…
Woouf Bean Bag - Burger
The opposite to it’s family destroying counterpart, Monogamy is a board game that’ll be sure to add fun and spice to any relationship, without having to land on a fucking hotel stacked Mayfair or Park Lane, a…
Monogamy Game
The gift that gives all month long, the safe way. Throw the rubbery gauntlet down and challenge someone to take on the The 30 Day & Twice on Sunday Challenge! This giftset comes with 36 quality condoms from Fou…
The 30 Day & Twice on Sunday Challenge - 36 Condom...
The fermentation craze is here! And the reason it's here is because we've been nuking our guts for the last two decades with processed crap. It's time for our guts get some of that "good" live bacteria that everyone…
Mad Millie Fermenting Crock
Of course you can always buy a gift the normal way